Superheroes in Junta!!!
Now for our readers to know the SuperHero skills of the Junta Members:
1)PriciplesMan aka Killer007:
He is the ultimate guide to code of ethics. Has a lot of ethical(weird) principles in his mind.So if anyone in need of awakening their subconciousness, PrinciplesMan is there to help you!!! (Not sure whether he follows the same principles though!)
2)VoiceMan aka Ketan-God:
If you have any problem regarding your voice not being heard, VoiceMan is the right choice for you. Youll be surprised by the pitch of his voice.Always ready to raise his voice against injustice. Pune Mirror is his weapon. Though he has not used it even once!!
3)NonVegMan aka Cruiser:
Need information about NonVeg in your area , NonVegMan is the best choice.Has all information regarding nonveg cuisine.He is the sole enthusiastic promoter of Nonveg in the Junta(Don and Killer are there too!).Though the NonVeg mania goes over the top sometimes he claims he eats veg too!!
4)SleepMan aka Nighthawk:
Stressed out in college, SleepMan will definitely help you loose the stress. He knows how to sleep for most part of the day and still turn up for all lectures and practicals(though the look on his face tells it all!). But still all you sleep junkies out there say "All Hail to Sleep Man"!!!!
5)ProgrammingMan aka Don:
The most skillful programmer in Junta.For all those novice readers a programmer is a person who writes compliceted code for a complicated task and makes it even more complicated.So if you want to increase the complexity of your program contact ProgrammingMan.
6)MaintanenceMan aka Police:
Need maintanance tools for your lappy? then MaintanenceMan is the right choice for you! Has loads of experience in this field.(And believe me its his personal experience!)So the next time your screen goes blank or keyboard stops working, you know whom to contact!
7)TrafficMan aka Vijay:
Need local PMT or railway timetable, then contact our own TrafficMan. He travels the most in Locals and PMTs so is the brand ambassador of them in our group.I am surprised how he reaches college everyday, though never on time! But still for his unbeatable courage to travel I salute him!
8)BeardMan aka Hi:
For all those stubble and beard lovers your ultimate goal should be to have a beard like BeardMan.Beard ho toh BeardMan jaisi varna na ho!!! Wonder how much money he must be saving per year by reducing the amount of shaves!!!
9)GamingMan aka (Maharaj)
For all those game lovers especially CS the man to contact is our very own Maharaj. Can kill any got damn player in Junta with a knife!(Killer will definitely agree!!). Tries to show that he is not good but still everyone knows the truth! the only game in which he gets beaten is TMN(TrackMania)(Kay Maharaj sawali athavte na!)
4 Comments:
Cruiser, that was ultimate...
yeah, Cruiser I do agree wid killer.
It was just awesome description of junta.
Btw thanks for reminding me about crappy public transport system that I am using.
If at all u need to use public transport make sure that you have health insurance ( you must b remembering da local while returning from lohagadh treck. :P )
Hey, add GamingMan also yaar!
awesome post dude!!!
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