Thats why they say English is a Funny Language!!!

Hey all, just the other night I came across a sentence somewhere that goes like, "My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. "
And then after giving it a thought I found some more interesting sentences like this one.
Posting some of them below:
I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.
I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
I tried being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't note worthy.
I got a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I got a job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.

And after reading this post, you're probably going to experience Deja Moo - the feeling that you've heard this bull before!