Trick to beat Ketan at TMN(Track Mania)Game

As mentioned by Ketan in his post the 4th ruining that tyachi TM madhe junta ijjat kadhte, I am providing you with some tips to beat him in TMN . These were the same tips I gave NightHawk and he successfully beat Ketan-God in TMN.

1)Just provocate him enough so he challenges you to play TMN(This tip is for beginners who want to beat him ;not for Cruiser and Killer007. He is ready to challenge them any time!!)

2)The provocation helps as his performance deteriorates under pressure.

3)Then keep safe distance between you and him so that you are not clearly visible to him.

4)Now keep the laptop in any one of Cruiser's or Killer's lap.

5)keep your hands on the lappy till the match starts .

6)Now, finaly hand over the control to Cruiser or Killer and let them beat him.

7)He thinks he got beaten by you!!!! That's God for you.

Stay tuned for more intersting tips. 

Upcoming parties...

This is the list of upcoming parties for Junta:
1. Omi for B'day would be pure Veg :(
Well, this is another person who wants to be in Junta, and claims to give his b'day party after the mid sem, though junta surprises how his complexity is Big Oh?? (it should be Omega Oh!!)
2. Next would be the Vijay and NightHawk for B'day, again veg :| but good, at least not including in September feast!
3. Don and Cruiser for ISL placements, 2 parties 1 non-veg, 1 veg.
4. Rohan for B'day, again 2 parties : 1 for non-veg people, 1 for veg.

Enjoy partying Junta!!

Junta chi Party..Sponsors- Ketan-GOD & Police

Today we had our Bday party given by Ketan-GOD & Police...Police's Bday is over 24 hrs ago & though its still a full month for my Bday i accepted d invite from Police to do it today wid him (c veggy barobar veg party dili ki paise vachtat)....So der we wer after having screwed 2 tests in college and had a bad lunch at BC followed by eve snacks at Hostel canteen...ready to njoy d eve...

1st ruining of d eve: Rock On!!! plans fail to take off & we decide to c d movie after xams...

2nd ruining: My Big O prob is following us to d party...

3rd ruining: Vijay & NightHawk wont eat today...bara nahi mhane...mala mahit nahi fukat party astana lokana bara kasa nasu shakta...

4th ruining: TM madhye mazhi ijjat ghalvat ahet Junta..tht 2 NightHawk who atleast claims he hasn't ever played TM.

5th ruining: Police cha roomi junior is gone out & wil loose another party in a row...man Junta cant even save a cake for him or buy him 1 l8r!!!

6th ruining: Vijay doesnt hav his cam..are, tyacha use kaay mag party la....bt jaude to jevnaar nahi mhatlya mule he wont even cost us na!!!! yeu de mag..ugach dukhavun next time cha cam milnyacha chance ka ghalvava

Done wid all probs we decide to njoy cake & dinner at Abhishek (i think this is d default no 1 restaurent for d Junta minus {Cruiser}). Bt finally we decide to njoy cake at Junta's own room- though we dont pay for it, its become r 'ADDA'. Police is beaten by Junta (Bday bumps tht is) followed by cake n fotos from GOD's own mobile n 1 gr8 foto from cruiser - to sharme ni svataha cha mob kadhat nahi jevaha pasun GOD has gotta new 1.

Finally we hav reached Abhishek..Pure Veg. I wont describe d menu ordered n d bill amount which was some 1082 bucks here...Followed wid a session of CadB/M & yes bittu (Dukkar) njoys apple!!! tht did add to r budget!!! Cruiser decides to njoy full CadB....he didnt hav rice to save stomach space....

All n all a gr8 day just before d mid sems....hope all njoyed my & Police's party...GOD shll give us many more such occasions...GOD n not Ketan-GOD hmm...nahitar yaal sagle udya pasun roz party magayla.

Junta and their laptops...

This the post to show the Junta that Don has the most fascinating Laptop the Sony Vaio. And they always hesitate to accept it. Well,  its always proving that it is the best, than any other compaq's or hp's. Though there are some Dell inspirons those are not any less than desktop. 

Police got the laptop which is always sick and has got habit of changing its appearance. 

Though NightHawk always claims his laptop to be supercomputer, finally it has reached to some level, by extending ram to 1.25 GB, sticking apple logo near HP, but believe its not as good as mac book.

And the killer as usual caught by his bad luck, placed order for Dell and Dell has stopped production of model, this does not happen with anybody in Junta. 

And the most interesting of all Cruiser's Compaq every time increases ram by 1 GB and the very first time when he extended his ram he was conned for 1500 rs. bought the ram for 2600 rs which was available for 1200 rs. Even though it has got a good config the laptop was never used to do some constructive work other than playing games and watching movies.

Intro to junta's CS Skills

This will give a gd intro to Junta's CS Skills. Wil start wid myself-

Ketan-God: Olympic runner sent into CS wid a gun in hand n they forgot to mention y d gun is given. many times forgets to buy ammo for guns other times killed on start zone wen he remembers he has to buy dem!!!

Cruiser: Flash Bomb expert. wen terrorist takes shelter behind hostages & wen counter Terrorist...to harto!!!

Police: He is dark horse of CS. 2 reasons: a) may play 2 gd at times b) to TM madhye dark madhye padto nehmi.

Bittu: Junte chi shaan!!! Also known as 'Dukkar'

Vijay: Player jo dusrya players var sarvat jast dependent rahto...tyala comp milala n COEP pasun lift to & fro milali tar he plays!!! eikun ahe ki to ghari faar changla khelto against d best easy bots.

NightHawk & killer007: junte chi Shaan wen actual shaan isnt der...n yancha game depends on keyboard, mouse pads n fukat milavlele mouse (from....)

DON & Hi: Still not sure abt dem...others in junta may try. Hmm, bt hope both create a new AI in JAVA for d game..after all JAVA dons ahet!!!

Junta Shirt

hey,

 wid d launch of Junta blog i propose to create a sweat Shirt for it....

Idea given by killer007 : CS on both sides. back side Computer Science n front side Counter strike. n yes it will hav COEP comp JUNTA on it..

suggest more ideas. we will work on 1 after mid-sems.

Happy Birthday to Police!!

We greet Police many Happy returns of the Day!!!!
The blog started on your birthday.
May you catch lots of theives and may you one day dare to stand in front of a Sniper and hold one for yourself!!
Jokes apart wishing you once again Happy Birthday!!!!

Junta Placements!

Now for our readers to know the potential of the Junta group we provide you the details of our placements(Some people might call it "Maaz"):

Vijay - Accenture and D.E.Shaw
NightHawk- TCS and ORACLE
Cruiser - TCS and IBM-ISL
Killer007 - TCS and ORACLE
Don - TCS and IBM-ISL
Ketan-God - { null } and ORACLE and Amazon in progress
Hi - TCS and IBM-ISL
Police - TCS and AVAYA Labs

And many more yet to come...

Welcome to the Junta blog!

Hello Everybody!

All those in the coveted "Junta" group of COEP comp welcome you to our blog!
We, the "Junta" , will always be here to entertain one and all.
We expect our blog readers to keep in touch with our blog regularly.
And now an introduction to the Junta members:

Member name aka CounterStrike identity

1. Pratik aka Don
2. Rajas aka Cruiser
3. Mandar aka Killer007
4. Shishir aka Nighthawk
5. Niraj aka Police
6. Rohan aka Bittu
7. Ketan aka Ketan-God
8. Bhushan aka Hi
9. Vijay aka Vijay

And thus let the Blogging begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!