New UI for d Junta

So, wat does Junta feel abt d new UI for d blog... i loved it offcourse (after i created it). Give ur suggestions to improve it..still few things to do though..aaj karta barach kaam zhala. :)

Exam time masti!!!

So, wat do exams mean to Junta & what do they do during xams:

    I need to mention him 1st. xams matter to him more dan ne1 in Junta, yes ur rite:

Hi : This guy must be waitin for xams to begin..thts d time for him to showcase watever he has done durin d rest of d sem. He hasnt yet found time to accept d Junta invite...n already plans hav begun to dump him if he doesnt join soon.

Cruiser : xams matter to him only because he loves to study for dem..n tht means he doesnt really understand concept behind ne thing of ne subject except for wat may be asked in d xam n wat d ans shld be. n xams nantar chya kaalat mark vadhavayla prayatna karnyat ji maja ahe to aurach ahe!!! height example for this is he has got 2 marks increased from Pachgare Sir at a time wen r topper lost few from him for xcessive rada-rad! He has a dream to overthrow me in my GPA wid d C (ie CGPA)..he has tried combinations like Ketan-God gets 6 (thts wat he imagines i may get wen he is able to get a 9) n 9 (b/c of d proj credits & Vijay being my partner) in next 2 sems n he gettin a 9.5 for both...still he remains behind me!!!

Nighthawk : xams madhye ha zhopto n lagel titka abhyas karto...so ideal guy to be wid wen ur tensed abt xams

Vijay : hyala xam time suchto to clear all his in depth doubts..sagle vishay ha ati sincerely karnyacha prayatna start karto only on last day. Result: he is done wid only half of d syllabus to full perfection..so writes only half paper...(sometimes paper is fully based on topics he doesnt reach..mag ha gandla). baki mula write (fhektat in short) entire paper n score more dan him.hope he learns from Nighthawk...still end sems left to improve dear!!! i cant leave a post on this guy widout PMPML or locals being mentioned...this guy permanently shifted from locals to d reliable PMPML rite in 1st yr wen he was late for i think graphics paper...b/c d locals wer late.. now he is always d 1st to reach d coll during xams

Police & killer007 : yes these 2 need to be put together..b/c they study together n study same things...so ek gandla tar dusra hi gandto...relative GPA (between dem though). They r d ones who suggest local authers to d Junta...hyancha local book recommendation is always been gr8 help to us all!!! i need to mention amchya PrincipleMan cha ek tatva....he wont go for a movie a day before d xam bt can njoy CS n internet & a gr8 party.... need to mention 1 more point...these 2 also come together to coll..n half d times reach d spot on dot times...so hav no discussion time left...tht must hav caused dem dear..as most imp stuff is discussed just mins before d start of d xams.

Ketan-God : he is constantly finding new ppl to study during xams....karan ghari basla ki hyacha abhyas kahich hot nahi...so its either killer007 & niro or vijay...this time though he has found new frnds in Cruiser & nighthawk...since cruiser has a free flat of his aunt wer we can njoy n may be study....Baki hyala svatahala mahit nahi how he gets marks in d xams...most of d xams he does hav n added tension tht none of d Junta ever has....yes whether he can appear for it!!! Man, he has his name always in d defaulters list n is given a warning tht he wont be allowed to sit for d xams. luckily tasa nahi zhala ajun tari!!!

Don : i really donno wat this guy studies..never asked him either...tyala garaj kaay ahe mhana...me ahe na tyacha next bench var always..(Roll nos: 46 & 47)...mage asel mazhya tar 5n else ha half firun basto if he in front...infact tyala Gaikwad sir mhatle hi ahet "Are beta tu purna firun ka nahi basat...ashi adchan hot asel"...test la tar asto mobile wid bluetooth...bt xams la?

Plans by which u can trouble Junta (Warning: it may prove fatal for dem):

Cruiser: Leave him widout ne phone conn. We infact had planned to hav all d Junta call him within 15 min abt some urgent notice in coll n widout full info just put off all r mobiles...he wud come back from ne wer to get wat d news was!!!

Pratik-Don: Steal him off his mobile and Sony (n steal is imp. after it is a matter of Sony Vaio yaar). This guy needs his mobile for even copying in tests...uses bluetooth for tht. ani tht 2 after having caught in practs for helpin a girl wid a prog sent by d bluetooth...may be he even has a prog to tell him tht its time to eat now...der is another point here..trow if all companies decide to leave JAVA this guy is screwed...woh to bhukha mar jayega!!!

Vijay: its simple here...create a simultaneous strike of d PMPML, Locals....this guy is dead for sure!!!

Police: increase fares from Pune to Nashik...return fares r 5n..increasing tht may cause him to stay in Nashik itself leading a happy life der....(One imp notice for all COEPians we r submitting a proposal to r Director sir to start a branch in Nashik or atleast a correnspondence course der...so tht it helps r Police n ppl like him)

Hi: iske room se bks chura lo...1st to he will be confused...after all uske room pe aur padhta kaun hai...so bks ki jarurat use chodkar hai kise...

killer007: sadhya chya vikat avasthet tyachya fone pasun tyala ek min hi duur kelyas hyacha mrutyu atal ahe....Ajun ek ahe from whom yaala duur kelyas....bt jaude

NightHawk: nakki nahi, bt as cruiser said tyachi zhop udavta ali tar its a gr8 opportunity for u..bt tht  is 2 difficult....

Ketan-God: Junte pasun duur kelyas i am dead....hey i am not senti vagaire..actually mazhi bad-bad eiknaare kadhun ghetlyas me kaay karnaar ha prashna padla ahe mala....n also hyala abhyasachya related goshtin madhye maraycha asel tar vijay la yachya pasun duur kara...after all toch karto sagla yacha kaam n programmin....(hushaar GOD has made him his proj partner also or infact project leader mhana na!!!)

Superheroes in Junta!!!

Now for our readers to know the SuperHero skills of the Junta Members:

1)PriciplesMan aka Killer007:

He is the ultimate guide to code of ethics. Has a lot of ethical(weird) principles in his mind.So if anyone in need of awakening their subconciousness, PrinciplesMan is there to help you!!! (Not sure whether he follows the same principles though!)

2)VoiceMan aka Ketan-God:

If you have any problem regarding your voice not being heard, VoiceMan is the right choice for you. Youll be surprised by the pitch of his voice.Always ready to raise his voice against injustice. Pune Mirror is his weapon. Though he has not used it even once!!

3)NonVegMan aka Cruiser:

Need information about NonVeg in your area , NonVegMan is the best choice.Has all information regarding nonveg cuisine.He is the sole enthusiastic promoter of Nonveg in the Junta(Don and Killer are there too!).Though the NonVeg mania goes over the top sometimes he claims he eats veg too!!

4)SleepMan aka Nighthawk:

Stressed out in college, SleepMan will definitely help you loose the stress. He knows  how to sleep for most part of the day and still turn up for all lectures and practicals(though the look on his face tells it all!). But still all you sleep junkies out there say "All Hail to Sleep Man"!!!!

5)ProgrammingMan aka Don:

The most skillful programmer in Junta.For all those novice readers a programmer is a person who writes compliceted code for a complicated task and makes it even more complicated.So if you want to increase the complexity of your program contact ProgrammingMan.

6)MaintanenceMan aka Police:

Need maintanance tools for your lappy? then MaintanenceMan is the right choice for you! Has loads of experience in this field.(And believe me its his personal experience!)So the next time your screen goes blank or keyboard stops working, you know whom to contact!

7)TrafficMan aka Vijay:

Need local PMT or railway timetable, then contact our own TrafficMan. He travels the most in Locals and PMTs so is the brand ambassador of them in our group.I am surprised how he reaches college everyday, though never on time! But still for his unbeatable courage to travel I salute him!

8)BeardMan aka Hi:

For all those stubble and beard lovers your ultimate goal should be to have a beard like BeardMan.Beard ho toh BeardMan jaisi varna na ho!!! Wonder how much money he must be saving per year by reducing the amount of shaves!!!

9)GamingMan aka (Maharaj)

For all those game lovers especially CS the man to contact is our very own Maharaj. Can kill any got damn player in Junta with a knife!(Killer will definitely agree!!). Tries to show that he is not good but still everyone knows the truth! the only game in which he gets beaten is TMN(TrackMania)(Kay Maharaj sawali athavte na!)